Saturday, November 22, 2008
My first search for plant porn resulted in this result:
Artist opens first plant porn theater
So click on to satisfy your kinky botanical fantasies. Now, don't ask me who introduced or was responsible for planting this seed of thought. It was just a very curious, imaginative mind that regards me as a genius.
Also I learnt how to get girls to grind against you. After the most successful demonstration of the process which included the following methods but not limited to:
- Scouting for a girl with most importantly the suitable face.
- Making sure she is of the correct height, that is, very similar to yours so as to "get the most out of the situation"
- Ensuring that she is swaying her hips violently amidst the rest of the 50 or so dancing in a (NOTE!) TIGHTLY PACKED crowd so as to increase bodily contact.
- Planting yourself behind her and checking that your hips actually touch.
- Dancing. Dancing to the beat yourself innocently.
- Moaning if you wish to as well, the lady grinds against you.
- (Probably not included in demonstration) Getting off in the bathroom.
Had fun today I suppose. Dinner was ok. Dance was...an adventure? It's those freestyle disco type which is so chaotic and noisy. I actually danced to Gimme More and a few other songs after that. But the failure of a deejay failed to play Fergalicious which I requested before we left. Ephraim was great, flaunting himself with no restraint. And it was just aggravating how they played Womanizer just when we were told to wait outside for the bus...
Sigh. 12.35am and there're still THIMUN sessions tomorrow. So I shall update with pictures and more elaboration tomorrow? I think.
Dark Memories[12:15 AM]
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