Thursday, July 31, 2008
Back once again this time from Math test and everything else that prevented me from blogging. And just thought I'd spill a little before the actual blogging.
Amour Silencieux
Je m'inquiéte, j'ai peur
Que se passe-t-il?
Est-ce qu'il s'agit de mon coeur?
Car un garçon gentil?
Quand je le vois
Je sens étourdi
Et beaucoup de la joie
Première fois dans ma vie
Personne de mes rêves
J'ai un peu d'espoir
Même si nous sommes élèves
Je veux être avec toi
Comme j'aimerais
Si je pouvais
T'avouer mais jamais
Je n'avouerai...
Jamais
First French poem and inspiration of course from "Jamais je n'avouerai" from Hercules.
More Disney Songs in French! Including Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin's A Whole New World. Anyways, updates include the list for Beijing Satellite Campus. I'm in the October batch. Of course, I have requested for a change to the December slot because of my iGCSE and DELF exam which take place in November MUHAAHA. Oh right, I get to see Yong Zhi and Ming Xuan who is also transferring! Magnifique! And if all goes well Yan Yu and Xu jun can join us! Of course...If Darren and Kevin could as well...We'd have such a bitchy time.
Today was a horrible day overall. I had log test in the morning. And I couldn't do like 3 questions...LOG! MY FAVOURITE MATH SUBJECT! I can't believe it...After the 10/40 for trigo...And then Ms Sunita scolded the class for not doing work, which served to dampen my spirits further...I deserved worse, because I didn't do her work too...Recess was meant for doing bio and physics but then I ended up playing bridge with Chiong Jiat and gang. Yan Yu has been real nice bringing his cards. Looking back though...I feel kinda immature for refusing to let Theron play just because...I wanted to play on...Parfois...Les gens n'apprennent jamais, n'est-ce pas? Oh well...I have to thank Chiong Jiat though. He brought this enormous packet of chocolate cookies to class to share with us! On top of his mushroom feuillete of course. Chomz chomz...Always has food to chomp on...I survived on those two cookies I took after bio since I skipped lunch and went straight for the Australian Math competition, which naturally was an expected fiasco. But it doesn't matter. Physics was just boring and with the dark, ominous SPA looming...English was the worst! I discovered that I'll never get a chance to beat Leonard's group properly to reclaim our rightful victory...Because Daniel's splitting us up for Week 10 debates URGH! How can you dissipate the power of three? The Charmed Ones would fall! On the bright side, Kevin's granted his wish. On the dark side, yes the dark side, I might get stuck with some ape that can't be trained to speak properly like Jun Xian or Li Hui. I'd prefer others like Troy :):):), Theron :):), or Chomz:):):)! No offense but Theron's not as good a speaker as Troy or Chomz. As yesterday's lesson has showed, Chiong Jiat best speaker, proposition wins. Theron lost, in short. I feel sad...Because I feel Theron's team's substantive was stronger. Sigh, it's all packaging.
Of course, we always have a few jokers in the deck, like the few funny things that happened!
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Yesterday, during Geog:
Xu Jun: What are the chances that YapHb will talk about the lava lamp?
Me (Noticing the "mantle-plume" term projected on the screen): Rather high.
Xu Jun: And probably Marina Square too.
Me (Out loud addressing YapHb): So that's the mantle-plume? Shouldn't it be hotspot?
YapHb: Yes, the plume is the shape. The hotspot is the place. So the mantle plume is what rises from the hotspot.
Me: Like?
YapHb: Like the lava lamp! Have you seen the lava lamp?
Me (Grinning while Xu Jun and half the class started giggling): Oh the lava lamp!
YapHb: You know? You can go to Marina Square and you'll see the lava lamp! That's the plume shape.
Me: I have successfully evoked a pre-wired response from the teacher
Xu Jun: *Laughs*
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And today during Bio.
Me: Why is her right eye red?
Kevin: Your eyes?
Me: No, Mrs Koh's
Kevin: Oh, she looked at Chuasy from the corner of that eye.
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Sometimes..I just can't get enough of school...
Dark Memories[8:36 PM]
Sunday, July 27, 2008
I've got to start employing someone to keep me in check...Someone that will make sure I keep to deadlines etc. For that I need to either give him/her something valuable of mine or reveal to the person some deep dark secret of mine so that I can be threatened to actually do my work.
I have wasted the entire morning making potato gratin with prawns. Not exactly wasted since I had fun. And it tasted fairly nice. I'm satisfied with my parents saying it's nice. I'll make more when I have the time. French, Physics, Math, Chinese Thesis, Chinese Article Review, English Article Review, Biology, Chemistry. Wow. And I could still find time to defeat Jonathan Khoo in Pokemon.
And to Ming Xuan, yup I love Science. Which is why I'm trying to find ways to annihilate some people now. And yet, the humanities does seems an alluring option. But after being conditioned for 2 and a half terms, research papers, lamina hoods, autoclaving and SUCH AS. I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT I MAY BE UNABLE TO DO SO IN HP. BECAUSE OF SOUTH AFRICA, THE IRAQ AND THE ASIAN COUNTRIES.
Really considering those poisoned lips Ephraim. Really.
Kiss and die, the perfect fairy tale ending.
And the only one that comes even close is Snow White!
Dark Memories[6:37 PM]
Friday, July 25, 2008
IDS today. Slept at 3.15 yesterday. Funny how you can take so much time a still produce less impressive work as can be seen from the horrible layout of our poster. I blame it Jordy and Jordan and Justin who just has to group according to register number...Oh well, I should have sufficiently wow-ed the audience with my articulation and protracted presentation. Kevin's group's was just right though, short enough to sustain interest, aesthetically-pleasing layout and enough content to not seem slipshod. Well it's all over now.
I'll be hating the weeks ahead.
1) Blasted lunwen
2) Failure of a project and research
3) Super-procrastinated chinese article reviews
4) Biography and interview...
5) Math math and more math
6） Failzics
Gah Gaia.
Cheers to Dee-Dee, Inque, Harley and Pamela.
Who've helped waste my time and cheer me up.
Dark Memories[9:46 PM]
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Gotta be bitchier (Which translates to vancome lady the saint) than usual. I shall start narrating from today and probably jumping randomly from event to event in this week.
As usual, the weather refused to comply when I asked for rain this morning. As a result, I spent the Math. Lesson doing Ms Sunita's IHC since I was busy preparing for debates yesterday and urgh...Just when I started understanding the Math lessons...I had to lose track...Oh anyway, while walking back to class, someone crashed into my chin, or rather I crashed into him. Maybe it was because I was busy blowing a kiss to Yong Zhi on the second level. Slut around with the ivy persona according to Ephraim OUI.
Debates was a fiasco. An utter fiasco. To think I was actually looking forward to it. No one has the right to say we didn't prepare. Me, Darren and Kevin...The Holy Trinity up against Shannon...Jordan...and well :) Leonard. THBT that the era of school uniforms is over. We prepared our substantives and rebuttals entirely for the debate of whether the era "is" over, not "should be" over. So Shannon's team was banging on and on about how good school uniforms were. But for Gaia's sake, how on Earth does that show whether the era is over. Not until Daniel pointed out that if the need for school uniforms exists then the era isn't over did I realise the "is" could be twisted to become "should be". But nevertheless! The Opposition (Shannon & co) clearly failed to draw that parallel clearly! And it's not as if we didn't prepare for that damn "should be" debate. I had a plethora of points for the "should be" debate but we failed to notice the point of a need for school uniforms linking to the era. Gah! I could rebutt every single one of their damn so-called "benefits" of school uniforms! Like errr...Drop in 30% crime rate? You mean crime rates are dependent on school uniforms? And the point on the eradication of societal tags. What you mean as long as they're all wearing school uniform you can't tell the rich from the poor? What about the bags? Stationery? Shoes? Shouldn't how the student carries himself/herself matter more? BAH! And even though we kept insisting that the opposition has failed to even prove anything with regards to the motion since their points didn't prove the "is over" part (Maybe except when Shannon said that 95% of the student population of the world wears school uniforms...) the way we delivered our speech and everything was clearly superior to them! ARGH! Final score:
Proposition
Darren - 69
Kevin - 70
Me - 70
Opposition
Shannon - 68
Jordan - 69
Leonard - 71
Overall score: 70 vs 69, prop wins
NOOOOOOOO! This was the most humiliating day of my life...I rather let them win by a landslide then win by 1 pathetic point. And because of my miserable socre of 70...Samuel was saying to Ting Yit that he beat the "god" with his score of 71...How undeserving I felt I was of that title...I mean, how can you rebutt when there's nothing VALID to rebutt? It's like trying to wear a condom when you're flaccid! (I go inspiration from Kevin) I spent lunch screaming about this injustice and bio lesson emo-ing. Surprisingly, I'm much more efficient when I emo. Usually, I talk and never get things done during bio practicals. Then the English common test managed to cheer me up with its incessant onslaught of "use your own words" questions. It was boring overall though. Sigh...Kevin's right...It doesn't matter much...In the next debates, we'll trounce them! Flat! Out cold! COMPLETE ANNIHILATION!
I WILL ADOPT MY VANCOME ATTITUDE. JUST YOU WAIT.
Moving on to phase 2: Nature's silence.
Dark Memories[9:34 PM]
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Updates:
I'm sorry Mrs Khoo...I couldn't really care less about other subjects other than yours...But still...No, I'll do well for logarithms. I must. You're the best teacher there ever could be. In every single aspect. I'm sorry for my miserable score. really.
And I just had an interesting conversation with Shiyi just now regarding the rationales for killing. After all, I do so want to poison someone and blow up another. The bomb part is a little difficult but let's just focus on the poisoning first.
We'll go vava boom!
Dark Memories[10:53 PM]
Friday, July 18, 2008
I'm back with a vengeance. Random picture post start. Locating the aorta. After mutilation...We were thinking of Miss Chua..jpg)
Random spaghetti dinner my sis and me made. Alfredo and traditional tomato but we didn't make enough tomato bah.
Of course now we have the long-awaited Bio lesson pictures!.jpg)
How we (Kevin, Me and Yan Yu) began....jpg)
Still intact... .jpg)
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We were supposed to draw the cross-section of the heart and label the various chambers and valves. Of course, what you can see here are the multiple holes caused by stabbing and the heartstrings that we ripped out. Yan Yu was rather passive. Only Kevin and me were doing all that justice to the sheep's heart.
Here's something Xujun and I noticed in the SRC Biology lab quite some time ago..jpg)
Apparently, China fakes are looking more and more genuine. Just change the Bold to Italics and the brand from "ZEBRA" to "Lingzi".
Yesterday was slack again due to IDS. Today was a normal school day...Although the discussions were amusing. Theron, Kevin, Me and Leonard are like the ultimate cryptic crappers. Went on and on about heads. And with Theron being part of the equation, you know what heads we're talking about. So Theron was going on about oiling his head and things like him having a big head et cetera. And he actually went on to caress and fondle his head, rubbing it so sensually, dislodging his spectacles in the process. As suggestive it may have seemed, it cracked me up. I thought it looked just retarded. I mean really...Reminds me of Fergalicious with Fergie rubbing herself with cake. Anyways, I had lots of fun talking and Yan Yu was just giving us that bewildered look.
Today's conversation with Xu Jun just revealed the most expected thing! Miss Chua is biased against SMTP4. Plus, she has no originality. And how so? Remember when she described us as squeezing her dry and not reciprocating? She said the exact same thing to SMTP1 in term 1 and I bet to SMTP3 in term 2...And so much more "extra stuff" she included in SMTP1 that didn't exist in SMTP4. An example was the socratic questioning. Do you know that she actually filmed her socratic questioning lessons with a video camera for SMTP1 and SMTP3? Of course, right after the camera stops rolling, she'll say "I expect you to hand in exercises 1 and 2 by the next lesson". Sigh...
Debates are next week, I hope. Kevin, me and Darren against...Leonard! Shannon and Jordan...Leonard must be so depressed...and Theron disappointed. He must want so badly to trounce us but sigh...Poor thing. Leonard on the other hand...I suppose it was a circumstantial mistake to have sat near Shannon and Jordan. Kevin wanted the three of us to split up last minute though...Sort of like having an uber in ladder play when the three of us are together I think. I was trying to dissuade him from doing so because well, we're not meepo; divided we fall. Kevin said it would be fairer and we would be able to determine who was the best. I didn't really want any strife...Darren took the news rather disapprovingly? He just gave a firm "too late". And yet it was too late. Sorry Kevin, maybe next time? For now, let's win this debate.
Today was sex and smex. I feel very Poison Ivy, if she can even be considered an adjective. Oh yes, I've decided to start on my revenge. As much as I cherish my times in my previous class...There're still some...Stray weeds to be eradicated. And I intend to make them...Pay back in full. If all goes well, phase one should be complete by Monday. The dangerous flora and fungi book with my influence self-help books should arm me adequately with an arsenal of psychological and toxicological weapons to execute my serenade of vengeance.
And it's only the beginning.
Dark Memories[11:02 PM]
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Inspired by: I Bruise Easily by Natasha Bedingfield
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Curious trinket
My queer, ostracised
Tear-shaped
Porcelain doll
Augmenting contours
From head
to toe
The child prods
with apprehension
Curiosity kills more
than only that which is feline
Fall it does
Back it rises
Rocking back and forth
Never acquiescing
Never ceasing
the cheery disposition
The child frowns
then prods
with spite,
Malice
then fervour
With each bounce
the dainty figure pirouettes
A centimetre north-west
Or the occasional south-west
across the expanse of weathered teak
Amazing resilience
It boasts
Silent one with
the perpetual smile
Prod, prod
Down you go
And up again
3 cm
yet another displacement
Seemingly mocking
Me
As it dances across the table
3 cm
Relentlessly, gracefully
3 cm
returning to the state
from whence it left
Prod, prod
Ballet, Tango, Waltz
Down you go,
Tumble
Off and over
the edge
Plastered smile
throughout
its last moments
The child smiles
No more grin
The damned lay mutilated
Vestiges of that smile
embedded in flesh, drawing scarlet droplets
Rose buds blossom against
the beige backdrop
The child bawls
Just a little something after the incident today...
You need emotions to write...I won't deny that.
Dark Memories[5:53 PM]
Monday, July 14, 2008
Posting!
I simply love Interdisciplinary Studies. It's the ultimate formula for free ACE, pure slack and last-minute jamming and cramming. Which again translates to pure slack. The very fact that during the introductory briefing Justin was going, "Err, so you will be doing this er, Inter- what ah? Orh, Interdisciplinary Studies" means even the teachers think it's slack. Maybe with the exception of Mrs Khoo who allegedly prepared for it a year before. So what is IDS really. Essentially, we have a theme each year and we conduct humanities, science and math. studies on this particular theme and then come up with a presentation. Sort of like a mini Projects Day. With the Projects Day equivalent of ACE. So this year, we're studying Olympic Science. My group, yes, don't freak out, Jordan, Jordy and me, is studying the Science behind hammer throwing. Like wow...I'd be interested in err...A gorilla's sport?
Anyway, I love today for its pure slack. Hwa Chong has once again demonstrated that freedom knows no limits. From 8am to 9.20am CSE students were supposed to attend the Asian-Pacific Youth Leaders Summit...OPENING CEREMONY. So I sat there with Kevin and Theron listening to Grace Fu...Oh right, Theron and Leonard strangely can't cross their legs. I guess their leg muscles are too firm. Or maybe they just don't have the poise. Ok, let's get back to Grace Fu. She has like the best English of all MPs. Or maybe some are better. Let's quote her:
"Converging divergences is the theme today."
(Opens her hands when saying "converging", close them when she says "diverging"
"Affluence change"
"Globalisation world"
Oh right, she forgot to address our dear Dr. Hon too. Tsk tsk...English is a pre-requisite of any governmental post...And she kept on banging on and on about "Converging divergences". It's like Miss South Carolina all over again. Observe:
"So as to help South Africa, the Iraq, such as and the Asian countries build up the future for our children" - Miss South Carolina -
"And Mr. Ang Wee Hiong, Principal, Hwa Chong Institution. Converging divergences. *Pause* Converging divergences *Weird contraditory actions* is the theme today. Like change. Affluence change. Continuity. Continuity and change. Converging divergences." - Ms Grace Fu -
Spot the difference? There isn't one. Both are as stupid. So we went for extended recess since it ended at 8.50 am instead of 9.20 am. Splendid 1 hour recess. We returned to SC4, quite a number of us. I attempted to do work, but that recess was spent most screaming in falsetto for Shuin Jian to shut his final fantasy youtube video off, going mad and playing Crepuscolo Sul Mare on the mobile phone. Plus a whole lot of random songs: Love song, Walk Away, Fergalicious...And the whole lot of us ended up watching "Video on Trial: Nothing in this world" and "Video on Trial: Fergalicious" on youtube. Glad to be of entertainment!
Chuasy's talk was boring, except for the Chi running part. Physics lectures...Newton's 1st to 3rd law for our IDS. So I spent the lecture time talking to Chong Jiat and Kevin about competitive battling in pokemon and peeking at what notes Darren and Kevin were passing. Surprisingly, Chomz knows quite a bit about competitive battling. Possibly more than me but I'm more updated. Then there was lunch break before Chuasy's make up lesson. MUHAHAHA. Leonard and me had to go for a humanities seminar so we couldn't make it. So at 1.20 we informed Miss Chua. Our break lasts from 1.20 to 2. So she said to wait for her at the staffroom to collect relevant notes/worksheets for make-up lesson. We went there and waited while she supposedly switched off the lights and air-conditioner of the lecture theatre. 10 minutes later at 1.30, she appeared. Leonard said, "Good, at least we have 15 minutes for lunch (we had to be seated by 1.45 pm for the humanites seminar)" Then Chuasy said, "Oh I need to go get something from the photocopier." That was another 10 minute wait. So we slacked in Galvin's homeroom for 5 minutes without taking our lunch before attending the seminar.
The seminar was well, rather enriching. I got to embrace my cultural Hokkien roots. Other than that...There was Leonard repeatedly saying "damn it", trying to coax me to going up to the mike to pose a question with him. And I just couldn't bring myself to do it...I don't know...Is it because we were the only two Science students in a humanities seminar full of HP-ers? Or maybe I'm just a failure. An utter social failure. I'm sorry Leonard. I knew you had a really good point to raise.
More quotes of the day:
"Flippant hooker" - Darren Choo on Miss Chua's "sculling" flipper + hook theory -
"When the leg leaves the foot-" - Miss Chua Shiyun -
"Punctuality" - Jordan's gift to Miss Chua -
Ng Peng commissioned me to edit "7 Things" so as to dedicate it to Miss Chua. And yes, I'm done. So here it is!
7 Things
(lyrics by Devoir Mourir)
Original song "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus
I probably shouldn't say this
Because I’m really scared
When I think about the number
Of demerit points I’ll get.
But seriously, I can’t take it
It's not possible for me not to share
Cos’ I can’t stand all the pain and
Hopefully I may be sent out of school
Away from you
{Chorus}
The seven things I hate about you
The seven things I hate about you
Yeah you
Your clothes, Your notes
Don’t exist at all
You and your, VLE
It made me laugh, it made me puke
Cos’ when I looked, it had no use
Your dumb Socratic
Questioning
Just had no link
Your release times and stupid curved graph lines
And when the class msg’s above 2:
Banging’s so not cool
It's awkward and its silent
As I hear your lecturing
What about us squeezing
Not reciprocating
When you say it, I’ll believe it
Only if I am retarded
Let's be clear
Oh, you’re such a failure
You're a wonderful teacher
{Chorus}
The seven things I hate about you
The seven things I hate about you
Yeah you
Your clothes, Your notes
Don’t exist at all
You and your, VLE
It made me laugh, it made me puke
Cos’ when I looked, it had no use
Your dumb Socratic
Questioning
Just had no link
Your release times and stupid curved graph lines
And when the class msg’s above 2:
Banging’s so not cool
And thinking of all the bad things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention seven more I dislike
{Chorus}
Seven more things I hate about you
Your style, your voice
You’ve got no poise
When you talk, my blood will boil
Also your head, is getting bare
And soon I’ll wonder, where’s your hair?
You dare scold us
When you’re not fast
Punctual? You’re last!
Remember you were late for make-up class
The seventh thing I hate the most is what you teach
The damn Physics
You foool
Fooool, fooool
Fooool, foool
And Theron, I just checked with Mr. Sng. As much as I'd like to join you in the boarding school...I'm not in it, anymore. Liberty...tempts me so. Connection in boarding school...Makes me sick. People there...It could be fun. But I have to teach my sis, she has PSLE this year. Can't do it stuck in the boarding school. I've withdrawn. Sorry.
P.S.: Better in time's a nice song. But it's a big fat lie. Things don't just get better in time...They never do. Some wounds just never heal, not even with Gaia's touch.
Dark Memories[11:18 PM]
Sunday, July 13, 2008
I don't believe in Karma.
Nor optimism.
Nor a better future for our children.
Much less the boarding school programme.
Dark Memories[6:33 PM]
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Theron just screamed at me to update and described my blog "effin". Oh wells. Last night was insightful. Got to see the nice side of Theron. He's really funny when he tries French, though I do admit he does have a flair for it. So far I've located only two people, that is Kevin and him that actually pronounced the French "r" correctly on their first tries. When I had to take about two years...But still, it's kinda nice. This year...I can't really place my finger on the "better" or "worse" option. Because as healthy (Sort of) as the environment this year's class has...I still miss 2f. And the friendships...Jiasheng still smiles, Zhenyang is amazing with his eternal optimism and cherry dispostion. Cheong Keat and Dennis, well, we meet up once in a while with Wei Ze. Guo Xin's still friendly and I thank him for the trigo unit II help though I fear it would have been in vain. I still remain, acquaintances, with most of the class. Jun Jie's in my project group so I see him a lot. Plus, he's in smtp. Lester...It's sort of a cold war lately after I started my dota hiatus. Keng Whye...I still believe he's a great guy but he's just more overt with Eng Chuan and gang. Fang, I keep in contact with my Ivy persona. Sean's changed, turned more determined, less wilful and jumps much higher. Si Heng...I don't know. Although this year does have its fair share of ups (Let's just ignore the downs for now). Like getting to know Kevin, Darren, Yan Yu Leonard, Theron, Nicholas so much better, Kah Keong, Ng Peng, JORDAN and all the others from my class. Trust me, I had no idea Theron or Yan Yu existed...I never did know who Darren was although I saw him before while visiting Bradley, same goes for Ng Peng and Kah Keong. And I had always regarded Kevin as Bradley's robot...Nicholas I knew from OBS so it was just reunion and all. And outside class, Ephraim and Yong Zhi from OB Sabah, MING XUAN from like gatherings with Xujun, Pokemon, SLC and OB Sabah, Edwin through Ming Xuan, Benjamin...So many more. Yet, does acquiring new friends mean shying away from the old? Or rather, drifting further away...At least that's the feeling I get. The lack of interaction...Just makes gradual alienation inevitable. I'll...Just wait.
On the bright side, I've found activites to fill up my dota void. I've revived my passion for Pokemon! In the form of competitive battling. I'm in the midst of doing a lot of studying on the mechanics of competitive battling and the OU tier. It's so much fun doing it again since the new 4th generation gives me so much material to re-study as compared to 3rd generation. So I spend hours, reading articles, crafting and testing out teams now. Yippee! Next, I'm like downloading the entire Batman The Animated Series and The New Batman Adventures by torrent. Hurrah! Soon I'll possess all the classic batman cartoon episodes. Not to mention I downloaded every single Batman cartoon movie except the one featuring both Batman and Superman. I'm still missing Batgirl Begins Part 1 from The Batman in order to complete my collection of batman episodes featuring Poison Ivy. Also, I've made searching Disney songs in French a hobby. Some are really...Soothing to the ear I guess. Examples include, "Part Of Your World/Partir la-bas", "Colours of the wind/L'air du vent" and "At The Beginning/C'est le debut". Disney songs are actually rather impressive if you'd even listen to them. Not to mention, they're in French! I'm also trying to get the Ocean's Twelve soundtrack after watching the movie yesterday on Channel 5. Bravossimo! Last but not least, I'm officially a member of WEBook. This website which Theron recommended is sort of a congregation venue for writers. One can submit prose, poetry or any forms of writing up for feedback. Theron said it has an awesome community and all, so I joined. I'm writing again muhahaha.
On the subject of academics, I failed my Physics revision test, owing to the fact that I didn't study enough...Sigh, I'm a failure. Or maybe Chuasy's baised against my class. Plus, I have like Bio not handed in, 2 overdue Chinese article reviews, CRP (Still not handed in) and overdue Math homework...Oh yea, speaking of which, Math test was...I'd rather not talk about it. Sad sad sad. One good thing, or bad thing? My project group got into the finals. Information supplied by our corrupt mentor Evelyn. Amazing since we got our results barely on the morning of Project's Day and did our graphs 15 minutes before presentation. The week was rather boring I guess. Kevin and I rejoiced because his mentor which so happens to be mine also told him he got into finals. And then later we became a little depressed because of the Physics results. But he got two marks more than me and passed! Oh but debates was fun. Although it was more of an oral presentation. Curses, I was struggling and speaking too slowly. Inadequate preparation but how could one prepare sufficiently when the Math test fell on the same day? Kevin rushed through completely and so did Darren. I maintained most eye contact I think but spoke much slower than Kevin and Darren. Naturally, we beat the other team (Or so Daniel hinted) who failed to grasp the essence of the motion to rebutt us at all. Chuasy showed her hand power though. Amusing though scary.
"Smtp 1, msg 1.8"
BANG! She slams the table.
"Smtp 3, msg 2.7"
BANG! She slams it again.
"Smtp 4, msg 3.8!"
BANG! Her palm must hurt...
I stifled a giggle at the final smack. Oh and yes, maybe I'll dedicate a song to her for the banging. Currently working on a song dedicated to Yap HB that Xu Jun started editing. I shall do the final edits and get it up here soon.
A la prochaine.
Dark Memories[11:41 PM]
Monday, July 07, 2008
Tagged by Yong Zhi to "slut it out". Here goes:
01. What disappoints you the most?
Myself...And probably a zillion other things in my life. Friends excluded of course.
02. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
France! La Tour D'Eiffel! La Tour D'Argent! So many places of interest...Japan...Because I want to pick up Japanese too. England because I want to have English tea! America to vote for Hillary? Oh yea, Lalaland too because Ming Xuan will put me up at a 50-star hotel for free. Won't you?
03. What's the most romantic thing that you would like to do with the one you love?
Kiss and die. I mean this is pretty ivy huh. Ok maybe cooking together will be more fun. A French meal mmhmm.
04. Do you think money can buy happiness?
Look, I'm happily blogging. Do I look like I do so with sticks and rocks? No. I'm doing so with a desktop that costs? Money. With money maybe you can't buy happiness but at least you'll live.
05. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
I will get a thousand wishes granted. Muhaha then I can just wish for another wish. Ok realistically...I just want to be...myself.
06. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Were you even paying attention...
07. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Firstly my mind. My life and the company that goes with it. My grandparents.
08. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Invest and make that $1 million grow exponentially until I'm a multi-billionaire.
09. What do you dream of doing in the future?
Biochemist? Molecular biologist? Contract assassin? Writer? Chef?
10. Do you know who is super junior ?
Incidentally, I just knew them 3 seconds ago from Wikipedia. They are a thirteen-member Korean boy band. You could waste minutes of your life reading up on them on Wikipedia or a few hours on their music which happens to be as jarring as their member count is unlucky.
11.What makes you happy?
There are countless things that make me happy. Not talking about them, is one of them.
12.What type of person do you hate most?
Retarded, politically-correct, naive, hypocritcal bozos.
13.Where do you see yourself 10 years down the road?
In the mirror, 10 years older.
14.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Purpose. Live knowing why. Or you could try sleeping pills. I seriously advise against randomly taking any pills you can find though. You'd most probably NOT die and stir up lots of trouble.
15.Why do you love super junior ?
Because one member will be struck by lightning the moment he stands up before the others at a dinner table.
17. Which cartoon character you like most?
Pamela Lillian Isley! A.k.a Poison Ivy!
18.Are you courageous enough to go and tell the person that you like he/she?
I agree with Yong Zhi on your grammar. And no, not yet.
19.Who do u always bully?
My sister. Poor people at the daycare.
20.If you could have a superpower,what would it be?
Plant Manipulation
People vines-ed to do this:
Xue Wei
Xujun
MX
Ephraim (But Yong Zhi got you first)
Theron, Kevin and Darren (If you have blogs)
Toila.
Dark Memories[8:29 PM]
Just like them
Leaves, branches, vines and flowers
Queen of May, Gaia's power
Nature's envoy, Earth's guardian
Betrayed, trampled; Toxicodendron
Ire channeled through plants:
Bind, constrict, spare no one
Crush, digest, rip, impale
Behold that which defiling entails
Perish! Conduits of waste!
Root of evil that desecrates
Choking, destroying, driven by avarice
Cruel machine dripping with malice
Blood splattered, flesh corroded
She looks askew at the corpses
Peace bartered for genocide
No more trampling of grass, nor herbicide
Smiling, musing, then frowning
flinching, comprehending, weeping
What had she become?
Ironically,
just like them
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Sniff. Ivy attempt after "Back at one" by Brian Mcknight and "No one" by Alicia Keys. Ok, I resolve to be nicer. NICER. I pray I can...I've been mean haven't I? A natural self-defense mechanism. Same for all poisonous plants.
Psychology: Splitting people's minds.
Dark Memories[12:35 PM]
Thursday, July 03, 2008
I stumbled upon this blog while trying to find Javan Lee's full name because I need it to unlock the 'Shut Your Outlet" document which is password-protected.
http://xuezheng.blogspot.com/2008/04/wikipedia-spirit-hwa-chong-spirit.html
And particularly this post. I read through it and I don't know whether to laugh or cry...The absolute political righteousness makes me nauseous but at the same time, it makes sense. IF and only IF we adopt such an optimistic outlook. But like I've said before, be skeptical, for that is what the Sciences demand, so I refuse to only HOPE. It is scary. Xue Zheng here is either severely disillusioned or the school's paying him to do this. Of course, it could be his own "mature" way of thinking.
"Oooh, let's all look at CSE! The benefits! The innovative new system! Hey! Such comments on wikipedia are not funny!"
Oh be quiet you fool. Trust me, although majority of CSE pupils appear to hate it on the surface, they still like it. And you can't deny that. If not, they would have quit a long time ago. Now lookey here Mister, there are of course the "priveleges" and "glory" of being in CSE and that's why we don't mass quit. And most, if not all of us has gotten used to this. So if someone makes a snide comment and jokes about CSE, just laugh. These are what keeps us going. You have to admit the curriculum is tougher and that is why we need to let our hair down sometimes. If we have any that is but still, GET A LIFE. Gaia, it just seems more and more ostentatious by the second. Every time those words ring in my head, urgh! You can be mature, but pfft...This is just too robotic, inhuman. Go jump down from a thirty-storey building. You don't deserve to live such a boring life when so many unfortunate souls are better candidates to have a vibrant one.
I know I have no right to do this but hey, each to his own. Maybe he is that naive...Or sophisticated? Okay, Shut Your Outlet coming right up.
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Shut Your Outlet
(lyrics by DATF, Doctor Revenge, Devoir Mourir)
Original song "Touch my body" by Mariah Carey
J Lee…uh uh uh the bumblebee
Javan Javan Javan Javan Javan Javan Javan Javan Javan
I know you’re desperate for OP, I want it too
In my imagination I’ll seal your mouth with glue
I know you’ve got that fetish for talk thousand and two
And boy I don’t know how you feel
My sadism’s through the roof
If there’s a microphone up your throat
Then it’s going to explode soon
When you talk (you talk)
If there’s a microphone up your throat
I’d best not catch the clip
On radio (radio)
‘And if you run your mouth and blabber just like a retarded fool
I will kill you soon
‘Cos what everyone says about your voice is definitely true
It is quite jarring
And irritating
Shut your outlet
Slam it on the floor
Wrestle it around
Torture it some more
Shut your outlet
Throw it in the bin
I must shut you up now ‘cos no one ever did
Shut your outlet
Lemme jam my fist
Tight inside your gab
Till everything goes crack
Shut your outlet
Know you’re full of crap
Go on and give yourself a slap
To shut your outlet
Boy you can put on a brace
To mask your bucked teeth
It’ll force them harder backwards
So I’ll get reprieve
I want you to shut up
Whenever I denounce you
And make away with your brain
So you can’t pronounce too
If there’s a microphone up your throat
Then it’s going to explode soon
When you talk (you talk)
If there’s a microphone up your throat
I’d best not catch the clip
On radio (radio)
‘And if you run your mouth and blabber just like a retarded fool
I will kill you soon
‘Cos what everyone says about your voice is definitely true
It is quite jarring
And irritating
Shut your outlet
Slam it on the floor
Wrestle it around
Torture it some more
Shut your outlet
Throw it in the bin
I must shut you up now ‘cos no one ever did
Shut your outlet
Lemme jam my fist
Tight inside your gab
Till everything goes crack
Shut your outlet
Know you’re full of crap
Go on and give yourself a slap
To shut your outlet
I will treat it as if you weren’t there, crapping will get you nowhere
Not only in CSE, driving the whole school crazy
Hearing you makes my blood boil
Shut up; you’ll bring plenty of joy
Shut your outlet
Slam it on the floor
Wrestle it around
Torture it some more
Shut your outlet
Throw it in the bin
I must shut you up now ‘cos no one ever did
Shut your outlet
Lemme jam my fist
Tight inside your gab
Till everything goes crack
Shut your outlet
Know you’re full of crap
Go on and give yourself a slap
To shut your outlet
Javan Javan Javan Javan Javan Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay-Van
Shut your outlet
Shut your outlet
*
And another: Theronlicious
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Theronlicious
(Lyrics by Devoir Mourir)
Original song "Fergalicious" by Fergie
Four, trois, two, un
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is voracious
Theronlicious definition not applied to bozos
Don’t use it for those gits that look retarded in their photos.
Must be horny, must be sexy.
Theron looks fit, so you use it.
I’ve got reasons why I’m labeled,
‘Cause I’m just so damn conceited
Theronlicious (so ferocious)
Yep, I’m promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious,
You could come be my mistress
A-S-T-C (Huh?)
Remember: All Suck Theron’s Cock.
And they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what I shot (four, trois, two, un)
So ferocious (it's hot, hot)
So ferocious (Remember: All Suck Theron’s Cock)
So delicious (They wanna taste of what I shot)
I'm Theronlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Theronlicious def-,
Theronlicious def-,
Theronlicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Theronlicious definition make them girls go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me, try to kiss me (Mwaaahhh),
From the P to the R, the O, the U and D
Not a single word left used to describe me.
I'm Theronlicious (so ferocious)
My body’s staying luscious
I’d be up in the gym just working on my fitness
I’m my witness (Oui)
Remember: All Suck Theron’s Cock
And they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what I shot (four, trois, two, un)
So ferocious (it's hot, hot)
So ferocious (Remember: All Suck Theron’s Cock)
So delicious (They wanna taste of what I shot)
Theronlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be sticky, sticky.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, I’m tasty, T to the A to the S-T-E-Y - girl, I’m tasty
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the D, to the E, yea, I, do it, professionally.
All the time I turn around then chics gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now – I’m trying my best, to try and beat the rest, ‘cause
I know that I’m the man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the girls wanna taste it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say I...
Delicious (so ferocious)
Yep, I’m promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious,
You could come be my mistress
A-S-T-C (Huh?)
Remember: All Suck Theron’s Cock.
And they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what I shot (shot, shot, shot)
Four, trois, two, un.
My body’s staying luscious,
I’d be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
I’m my witness (Oui).
Remember: All Suck Theron’s Cock
And they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what I shot (four, trois, two, un)
So ferocious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So ferocious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So ferocious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Theronlicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Theronlicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, trois, two, un)
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the D, to the, E to the, L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, trois, two, un)
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, (four, trois, two, un)
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the
*
Yup, that's for Theron, Still working on Bleeding Love and Back At One. Other than the failure of the entire Projects Day project, everything today went fine, especially with Theron trying to inoculate my hair with dandruff. Of course, there was that Chem full marks...
Lalala.
Dark Memories[7:43 PM]
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Voila, Yong Zhi's Quiz! Happy Happy HP!
Pick 10 people:
1) Kevin
2) Yong Zhi (MUHAHAHA Taste of your own medicine!)
3) Weize
4) Xujun
5) Yan Yu
6) Leonard
7) Zi Jian
8) Theron
9) Darren
10) Ming Xuan
Q1. What is your exact relationship with 3? Please give scandalous details!
Friends. More than friends. The pinnacle of friendship. Kinda like...Centrifuged carebears?
*Scandalous details if any are censored on account of highly concentrated friendship.
Q2. Is 5 a music maniac? Are you more of a music maniac than he is? Justify why!
Japanese music maybe? Maybe I am? I think I listen to more...conventional music. While he listens to anime music I guess. The difference lies in Disney Songs. We both listen to them but...MINE'S IN FRENCH! Enough said.
Q3. Explain, in full detail, how slutty 8 is.
Gaia, you have NO idea...Slutty huh? Horny definitely and well, rather conceited-licious. But hey, what's life without a little spice and sex? And what's a kiss without Poison Ivy and death?
Q4. 10 is engaged in a sexual relationship with a tarantula. Please give your opinions.
Possible explanations:
One: I am in Lalaland and hence, this is absolutely possible according to the law of nonexistent laws in Lalaland.
Two: OB Sabah has tendencies to make tarantulas seem lower mid-section-raisingly erotic, which translates to - I might need someone to stop me from attempting to rape one in the desert.
Three: This is just another of Ming Xuan's brilliant holographic simulations, which I have never witnessed.
Q5. You just found out that 1 and 4 were having frottage in the school toilet and are very pissed off that they did not invite you. Please list out all your descriptions and grievances.
I am eating ice-cream and thus will decline any request of comment in view of the fact I might throw up curd all over the already foul enough Physics notes. Realistically-speaking, that would never happen. And well, I wouldn't have grievances.
Q6. 7 told you that last night with his/her mom was so much better than your orgies with your monkies. Defend your wild sex!
Incest is bad for you boy, however much more pleasurable it may have been. I am not liable for any form of sexual intercourse between myself or a monkey. Attribute that fallacy to OB Sabah which turned us into bushmen. But as you can clearly see, I do not belong to the Bonobos species of primates.
Q7. 5, 6, and 8 have just joined the Consortium Council. What would you say to them? And what would you do to the Council badges you stole from them?
Yan Yu: Now we can plan for a genocide to cleanse the school. Death is good.
Leonard: Congratulations on joining the free-labour union in Hwa Chong! Which coincidentally is rated Paris Hilton! Nah, really congrats Model Student!
Theron: So...When's the next porn night? Oops, I meant prom night.
Yan Yu: I would destroy it since we both share the same sentiments regarding the council.
Leonard: Aw, you can have it back. If you help me poison Hong Wei.
Theron: I would wear it and declare myself greater than him.
Q8. 1 has been proven to be an alien! Describe your thoughts and what you would do.
I always suspected that incredible vocal ability of his...I would consider inviting him to sing during Proed Night. I would help disguise him as a Proedian.
Q9. 2 has joined the Humanities Programme and has suddenly turned into a slut. Give reasons why that happened.
I think this question is somewhat outdated. Stop stating facts!
Q10. 3 and 6 have been declared to be ridiculously fat. Please give your opinions.
If you mean incredibly tall and dark and muscular respectively by "ridiculously fat", then I agree.
Q11. 1, 7, and 9 suddenly told you they were interested in 5. What are your opinions?
I give you my blessings. See no evil. Speak no evil. Hear no evil. Ignorance is bliss.
Q12. 2, 8 and 10 suspect you of two-timing 4 and 6. Explain your reaction and thoughts.
Oh come on, I'm just such a versatile person. You wouldn't call that two-timing would you? It's called, socialising. Enough with the scandals!
Q13. 1 and 2 have stolen your peanut butter and coffee, and now you can't function! What would you do?
I would get my jam and tea which incidentally, seems much more tempting. And then proceed to laugh at the fools that stole the peanut butter and coffee which contains a lethal slow-acting poison whose antidote I take everyday. Yes, it's good to inoculate ALL your food.
Q14. Your music has been completely destroyed because 7 tripped your computer wire and 9 stole your iPod. What would you do?
I would get 7 to apologise to my computer wire and fix it, if he even knows how to. And well, 9 can steal it for all I care. After all, my iPod doesn't exist in the material world.
Q15. If 3 and 5 were to get raped by 10, what would you say to each of them?
Weize: It must be one of those things that commonly happen in EC3
Yan Yu: Ok NOW you can go bang your head on the wall.
Q16. 4 has tortured you by spamming slow-paced Da Chang Jin songs over Skype, and they apparently came from 9. You are now suffering from collateral brain damage. What would you do to them?
I would get Ephraim. IMMEDIATELY! My sanity is at stake!
Q17. 7 has turned into a mad scientist! He mixes 6 and 9 together and they go 69. What's your reaction?
Chemical.
Nuclear.
Q18. 4 is now CEO of Hershey's, and he's conquering the world from bases in China and America. As chocolate is monopolised, the prices go skyrocket. What would you do to 4?
Befriend him. If you can't beat them, join them.
Q19. 10 has suddenly grown a tail, and that tail is another conscience which is apparently amazing at finishing homework super fast. What do you do to 10?
Cut off his tail on the pretext for making him "normal" again. Muhahaha now I've got a tail which does my homework.
Q20. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 get in trouble for watching pornographic materials on an account left open by a teacher. However, only one of them is at fault, and the teacher asks you to pinpoint the culprit. Assuming you know the true culprit is 6, what would you do? (Assume the teacher takes your answer at face value).
I'd say, "Tchaa you know what? Uh uh! We all know who loves guns and shots don't we? It's THE ONE and THE ONLY...THERON!"
And then report 6 too. They can have some homosexual fun together in detention.
*FOR HWACHONG USE ONLY.
**Only HCI people please :D.
Dark Memories[6:08 PM]
