RESOLUTION 1.1

TO: Commonwealth of Australia (Miss Yiana Amperiadis)

COMMITTEE: General Assembly

STATEMENT: Declaration of gratitude for the aggrandizement of the quality of English Language lessons

SUBMITTED BY: 3SMTP4

CO-SUBMITTED BY/CO-SIGNATORIES:

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DECLARATION OF GRATITUDE

Keeping in view the meritorious services rendered by Miss Yiana Amperiadis in the following forms such as, but not limited to:

1. Injecting more life and meaning into English lessons with the inclusion of various interesting and expressive activities such as, but not limited to:

a. Spontaneous creative speech writing and presentation

b. Spontaneous expository essay assessment

c. Spontaneous rhetoric evaluation and presentation

d. Spontaneous descriptive speech with employment of rhetoric,

2. Providing the class with corporeal English exam revision notes in the nick of time within the short timeframe of two days based on feedback from class representatives,

Fully aware that Miss Yiana Amperiadis played the role of not only teacher and mentor but also friend and confidante, together with her exceptional views including but not limited to:

1. Denouncement of Singapore’s English Language educational system of comprehension

2. Denouncement of the requirement of finding fifteen points for summary

3. Denouncement of Physics and Mathematics

4. Denouncement of Wall-E

5. Denouncement at boarding school food

6. Disapproval of boarding school food portions

7. Disgust at boarding school’s one fruit per person rule

8. The loveliness of Theron's smile

ACTION BY SUBMITTER AND CO-SUBMITTER DELEGATES/DELEGATIONS

1. Calls for the immediate execution of the various administrative actions below by the respective organizations and personnel in charge, including but not limited to:

a. A three week extension of Miss Yiana Amperiadis’ foreign teaching attachment in Singapore to Hwa Chong Institution (High School Section)

b. A salary raise for Miss Yiana Amperiadis by any organization, group or company whatsoever employing her

c. A possible foreign teaching attachment to Hwa Chong Institution (High School Section, 3SMTP4, English Language) in the year 2009, spanning over at least a term, to be decided by the conducting of:

i. Open debate in 3SMPT4, to be chaired by Darren Choo Jian Kai

ii. A moderated caucus in 3SMTP4, to be chaired by Darren Choo Jian Kai

iii. A voting procedure with all members of 3SMTP4 participating, requiring a two-third majority to pass, to be chaired by Darren Choo Jian Kai,

2. Strongly demands the revision of the teaching methods utilized by Mr. Daniel Siew to include the provision of tangible revision notes, answer schemes to comprehensions and genuine encouragement for the class,

3. Calls upon the Security Council of The United Nations to take the following measures against Wall-E to ensure the security and stability of the world so as to prevent the generation of the future from being brainwashed by retarded scrap metal and blobs of lipids, such as but not limited to:

a. Destruction of all cinemas screening Wall-E, Pixar Animation Studios and all related companies excluding Disney, using all available nuclear weaponry from all countries possessing nuclear weapons and non-nuclear weaponry such as dark chocolate and parangs from countries which do not possess nuclear weapons such as Belgium and Indonesia

b. Vaporising of all Wall-E merchandise by deporting them into space and then into the Sun

c. Immediate arrest of all Wall-E worshippers and burning them at the stake,

4. Strongly affirms possible action against the boarding school management should the standard of food, proportions and amount of fruit available not be deemed fit for consumption by its occupants, including but not limited to:
1. Sacking of boarding school Director and all food and beverage department staff
2. Subjecting all personnel mentioned in clause 4, sub-clause a to the current standard of food for the rest of their lives, with no fruit for all eternity,