Friday, September 26, 2008
It all started off as an innocent game.
Someone brought something oily.
Then some edible lubricant spilled onto the table.
And then the banging started, together with the exclamations of ecstasy and the few grunts.
Throughout the game, people were calling out, and moving their hands up and down rhythmically.
Then I played Piece Of Me by Britney Spears and Chong Jiat ejaculated, begging me to stop.
Then he leaned over violently and pushed down hard.
I screamed and went silent, smiling as I moved my hand down, towards Chong Jiat.
Sigh. What fun...
No it wasn't anything sexual. We played bridge dummy. Theron brought his plate of rice into the CSE hub and Chong Jiat dripped oil on the table where we were playing when he was stealing Theron's food. Then when we started bidding Yan Yu started banging the table when he bidded. Some shouted 2 no trumps triumphantly while some like Chong Jiat gave a sullen grunt after saying "pass". Then we started putting the cards down on the table before moving our hands upwards back. i played Piece of me and annoyed Chomz. He ejaculated (exclaimed) and told me to stop the bloody song. Then he just leaned over the table and pressed down hard on my handphone pause button. I screamed "How dare you" and smiled as I put down my Ace.
See, simple right?
Anyways, highlights later included SUPER MUNCHKIN! I played my first game that I actually ended and won! There was a whole lot of backstabbing as Chomz and Yan Yu tried to prevent me from reaching Lv 10 but in the end muhahaha! But I thought the best game was CHEAT, no chomz not the 4 people one. The 8-man cheat! Excellent! We combined both mine and Chomz's decks and got 8 people to play cheat haha. There was me, MX, Yan Yu, Keith, Mark, Chinying, Edwin and Chomz! So we went on with like 8 Aces! 7 jacks! Lol!
Then Bradley, Yan Yu, me, MX and chomz played the normal four-man cheat alternating the 4 people playing and the names of the cards started to evolve. examples below:
Queen - Bitch, Harpy lady, Harpy lady sister
5 - Level 10 monster with polymerisation (2 fives), Level 5 monster
Other numbers - Level (insert number) monster
Jack - Adolescent, Small/Tiny rapist, Harpy brother
King - Rapist, Big rapist, Old rapist
Ace - Fa (Chinese)
And Yan Yu used "BITCH" ZOMG!
Dark Memories[8:44 PM]
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